Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Our Carpenter's Near Death Experience


While working on the place where we moved in temporarilly our carpenter, Totoy, started feeling sick
his blood pressure shot up to dangerous levels and he told his wife he'd go home to sleep it off
my Dad overheard their conversation and told him not to go home
instead he told them to go to the hospital and not go home to sleep
later, my dad explained that Totoy was displaying symptoms of a person who was about to have a stroke
in the hospital they gave him a sublingual tablet to help level his blood pressure off
had he gone home that day and slept, he would've slept the eternal rest
so if this happens to you or anyone you know, don't let them sleep, let them sit down and rest
carpenter, stroke, death, experience, blood, pressure, amlodipine, sublingual, sleep, hospital

--
Chester Canonigo


Skid Marks on underwear


I read a line that said: Ang tunay na lalaki ay may tae sa brief
loosely translated as: the true man has feces in his underwear
or skid marks
although this is funny at first, this just points out that most men have poor hygiene
wash thoroughly after defecating to reduce the risk of infections from fecal matter. or skid marks on underwear.
feces, wash, underwear, hanes, men, hygiene, funny, jockey, boxers, briefs

--
Chester Canonigo


Scars


scars are marks that show what a person's been through
and yet they are deemed as unsightly
so people resort to ointments that remove scars
i prefer mine to stay, to remind me of what i've been through
how about you?

scars, marks, treatment, ointment, removal, history, unsightly, mupiricin, clear, reminder

--
Chester Canonigo